steveeugenecarlsberg tagged me to say five facts about myself!! okay sure!!! i love talking about myself.

1. i have a vision impairment! i can’t see at all out of one eye, and my vision in my remaining eye is so poor that if i don’t wear my glasses i can be considered legally blind. I almost had my license taken away once because my prescription was so out of date that i wasnt legal to drive, oops.

2. i’ve had my writing published. self-published. in a class written book. in fifth grade. for my ~ gifted and talented education ~ program. it has an ISBN and everything. you could find it.

3. i’m right handed when it comes to things like drawing, shaking hands, etc, and left handed when it comes to things like fencing, rifle shooting, archery, etc. a lot of the time I tend to use both hands for doing things.

4. my family has a history of being really bad at self-preservation! my uncle lit himself on fire, my other uncle fell out of a tree and stabbed out his eye (he has a glass eye!!), my other uncle cut off part of a finger with a power saw…the list goes on. a deceased aunt of mine once pulled a gun on a truck driver. while they were both driving down a freeway. she made it onto the news!

5. I’m a pretty good speaker! people seem to think I’d be a good public speaker/motivational speaker, stuff like that. i also do improv stuff working with panels at cons & the like, but I’d looooove to do some actual acting work eventually.

and um i tag!! nikittypaprika daftalchemist adragonwithablog orcasoup anendlessaria elizertine otterlogic francesksgk squidvonbob cuteghostkid

if I was dating you we'd be dumb nerds drunk in kigus and I guess apparently you'd steal my sex toys so you know what maybe let's just be friends and still do the drunk in kigus thing cuz YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY DILDOS YA DARN KID *angrily shakes fist like grumpy old man*

nicc and daft in: the drunk dildo caper

(u think us NOT dating is gonna keep me away from ur stash?? think again)

"If I was dating you.." Finish in my ask (♡˙︶˙♡)


send me a ship for my sexual headcanons:

  • what was their first kiss like
  • where were they their first time having sex
  • who’s louder
  • who wakes up first
  • favorite form of foreplay
  • who performs/receives oral more often
  • what kink they most often use
  • who more often tries new things
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it include
Pink, Blue, and Aqua U uU

Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.

aww!!! same to you too though, pal! ;0 <3

Color my inbox with the chaos of trouble

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
 - I love you.
 - I think you’re cute.
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
 - We have a lot in common.
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

first impression: this person draws fluffy bunny people. now: THIS PERSON /IS/ FLUFFY BUNNY PEOPLE :OOO

spoiler: i am actually made up of millions of bunnies. bunnies come spilling out of my shirt. i was a lie all a long (but at least i’m cute and fluffy. just look at all these buns)

then: hey wow great artist omg I love now: hey wow great artist omg I love

omg //// bad no surely you must have realize by now what a MASSIVE DWEEB i am. c’mon. c’moooooon.

1st impression: woah they made that cool object head lands picture!!! cool!! impression now: bear. bear and maybe wtnv. cool bear

cool bear has a chill day

first impression of you: cool! impression of you now: what a dork

yeah p much

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